My Food Bites!

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Depression Baking.

I thought I had finally found my people!  People like me who desperately try to stave of depression by baking.  Staying up until the sun rises baking cakes, cookies, brownies, cupcakes, anything to keep us from crying and thinking about how our ex-wives are sailing the world on a yacht.  Then, throwing it all away. 

When I saw Depression Baking on Google I thought, “Finally, a support group for people like me!”  But, no.  Apparently, the depression they are talking about is the economic downturn in the 1930’s.  Their Depression Baking is baking without milk and butter and other expensive ingredients.  

My depression baking is making double frosting so I can eat an entire bowl of it while still having enough for my cake.  I don’t use expensive ingredients either, but that’s because I’m on work disability and make no money. 

Oh well.  Guess I’m still alone.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!  THIS IS NOT A  BIRTHDAY CAKE! You’d think when it’s somebody’s birthday at a place you’ve worked at for TWELVE YEARS you’d get a full fucking cake!!  Not a pocket mint with a cherry!  Thanks a lot “friends” at Technical Logistics Services! I even offered to MAKE the cake.  But nooooo, they said they’d handle it.  It took me like two seconds to eat this thing.  Alone I might add! So much for the Technical Logistics Services “Family.”  I didn’t even get a sugar rush. It’s my birthday and I want an entire corner piece with a frosting flower!!  If I’m not sick and regretful of what I’ve done, it’s not my birthday.  At least not a good one.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!  THIS IS NOT A  BIRTHDAY CAKE!

You’d think when it’s somebody’s birthday at a place you’ve worked at for TWELVE YEARS you’d get a full fucking cake!!  Not a pocket mint with a cherry!  Thanks a lot “friends” at Technical Logistics Services!

I even offered to MAKE the cake.  But nooooo, they said they’d handle it. 

It took me like two seconds to eat this thing.  Alone I might add! So much for the Technical Logistics Services “Family.” 

I didn’t even get a sugar rush. It’s my birthday and I want an entire corner piece with a frosting flower!!  If I’m not sick and regretful of what I’ve done, it’s not my birthday.  At least not a good one.

(Source: youaremyworld-x)