WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! THIS IS NOT A BIRTHDAY CAKE!
You’d think when it’s somebody’s birthday at a place you’ve worked at for TWELVE YEARS you’d get a full fucking cake!! Not a pocket mint with a cherry! Thanks a lot “friends” at Technical Logistics Services!
I even offered to MAKE the cake. But nooooo, they said they’d handle it.
It took me like two seconds to eat this thing. Alone I might add! So much for the Technical Logistics Services “Family.”
I didn’t even get a sugar rush. It’s my birthday and I want an entire corner piece with a frosting flower!! If I’m not sick and regretful of what I’ve done, it’s not my birthday. At least not a good one.