My Food Bites!

Welcome to the Mouth Rave where there's a party in my mouth and my opinion is invited!

Butter Nut Squash…

Is the grossest name for a food I can think of.  It sounds like someone slathered butter all over a dude’s nuts then squashed them.  Nasty right?  When someone offers me Butter Nut Squash I hear them saying, “Would you like me to pour melted butter down your pants then squeeze your junk in my hands?” The answer is no.  

The second grosses food name?  Queef Cheese.

I have this same suitcase!  It’s where I keep my giant bologna and cheese slices.  I also have a smaller ketchup carry on. 

I have this same suitcase!  It’s where I keep my giant bologna and cheese slices.  I also have a smaller ketchup carry on. 

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For sale:  One Cheeseburger bed. Used. Stains on pickle pillow and cheese blanket that will not come out, even after dry cleaning.  Lettuce sheet is missing.  Overall, not very comfortable, but a great conversation starter depending on your company.   Price:  $35 or best offer.  You must pick up, I have no car. 

For sale:  One Cheeseburger bed. Used. Stains on pickle pillow and cheese blanket that will not come out, even after dry cleaning.  Lettuce sheet is missing.  Overall, not very comfortable, but a great conversation starter depending on your company.  

Price:  $35 or best offer.  You must pick up, I have no car. 

(Source: hellsleepsaround)