Omnivore’s Dilemma
I am currently reading Michael Pollan’s book, Omnivore’s Dilemma. Man, this guy HATES Corn! Why does he hate Corn so much?? I can only assume that when he was a child and was running through a corn field he tripped and was anally raped by a giant evil cob. That’s the only explanation. Michael Pollan, I’m so sorry that corn did that to you. I hope some day you and that cob can come to terms with each other and move on. Because all this corn hatred is never going to take away the pain. And you can mask it as “investigative journalism” all you want. We both know, it’s personal. Because of the corn rape.
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