I’m a Foodie, not a Perv, Doug!
Well, my barbecue was a complete distaster!
Why do so many dirty things use the same name as food?? IT’S NOT FAIR!!! Why can’t I talk about suckin’ down a big, fat weiner without being mocked or laughed at?! Huh?? WHY DOUG?! I was talking about a hot dog!! And you knew it! And who doesn’t like their weiner stuffed in their bun?! What, am I gonna eat my weiner nude?! Give it a rest Doug!!
And I can’t say that I need a tea-bag anymore??? But I DID need a tea bag FOR THE ICED TEA!! Why should I have to say “I need “that thing” to dunk because it tastes better that way?” to keep Doug from laughing?!
And I’m sorry, Doug, that my favorite drink is Squirt! Yes, I like a Squirt in my mouth. I like Squirt in my mouth, tea bags taste great, and I like weiners in my buns that are covered in pubes. Pubes are what my grandmother called powdered sugar cubes. It’s a family recipe so STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!
I hate you Doug.
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