September 2011
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Depression Baking.
I thought I had finally found my people! People like me who desperately try to stave of depression by baking. Staying up until the sun rises baking cakes, cookies, brownies, cupcakes, anything to keep us from crying and thinking about how our ex-wives are sailing the world on a yacht. Then, throwing it all away.
When I saw Depression Baking on Google I thought, “Finally, a support group...
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OMFoodie!!
I got reblogged by FuckYeahSpautula you guys!!!! This has been a dream of mine ever since I got officially licensed to be a Foodie by the state of Maryland!
I never thought it would happen to me with my FIRST spatula post, but I guess dreams do come true!
This is it! This reblog was the first reblog towards the rest of my life! Goodbye depression medication, life is AWESOME!!!!
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Butter Nut Squash...
Is the grossest name for a food I can think of. It sounds like someone slathered butter all over a dude’s nuts then squashed them. Nasty right? When someone offers me Butter Nut Squash I hear them saying, “Would you like me to pour melted butter down your pants then squeeze your junk in my hands?” The answer is no.
The second grosses food name? Queef Cheese.
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Good Luck Soup!
I have a great idea for some “Good Luck” soup. It’s a soup made entirely out of rabbit’s feet!
How can that not make great things happen for me?! And I could use it. I had to check “divorced” on some paper work today. Makes me really sad. Why me, ya know?
Well, I’m off to a local black market butcher to buy 4 rabbits to cut off their feet!...
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Birthday Duck (NOT suck) Feast!
Well…nobody showed up. Not even Abhijit and Raghav. I posted flyers all over Technical Logistics Services advertising my “Birthday Duck (NOT SUCK!) Feast!”
I thought it was clever because people at TLS make fun of me trying to cook, so I thought I’d nip it in the bud by telling them it won’t suck. I even chose to cook duck BECAUSE it rhymed with suck.
But I guess...
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Oops...
Do you ever get confused between chocolate sauce and… other things? Me too. Next time I’ll remember that I don’t own chocolate sauce. And even if I did, I wouldn’t keep it in the bathroom.
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