Cookie
Stop everything!!!! A cookie isn’t cooked. It’s baked! It should be called a bakie. That is all.
I treated myself to a Red Baron frozen pizza and side last night! But when I got home I realized I wasn’t sure what kind of “Sydz” I got! I’m a pretty adventurous eater, but I like to have meat in my meat!
My salad turned out great!!! Look out Bon Appetit!
Goodnight everyone!
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Had my friend Adrian over for dinner tonight. I stayed home from work all day to make delicious Sloppy Joes! Turns our Adrian is a vegetarian. He had to have a bun for dinner. Sorry Adrian!!
I’m just gonna start selling barbecue sauce-flavored lipgloss and it’s just gonna be barbecue sauce in a lipgloss tube.
Yum! I would turn into a drag queen for this! Call me Condi Mint!
The greatest food
It’s odd that more recipes aren’t centered around the most delicious food there is, cold pizza with mustard on it.
Spirit Animal
Okay, I’ve done a lot of soul seaching and I’ve decided that my Spirit Animal is a deep dish piece of pizza with spinach and sausage on it.
I slept in a Sandwich once, but that’s because I was drunk and passed out while making it. The horseradish burned for days.
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